Me and Dad

Fall 2014
Dad: Do you wanna do this, Z?
Me: Nope ... I'll NEVER do that.

About a year later
Dad: Do you wanna do this, Z?
Me: Nope. 

Another year later (2016)
Dad: You wanna do it now?
Me: Uh, unh ... and quit asking me.

Crisis
Dad: Silence.
Me: WHAT IN THE #$&* ARE YOU DOING?!

March 2017
Dad: You wanna do this, Z?
Z: Do I have a choice at this point?

Today
Dad: Smiling.
Me: Doing it.

Moral
He asks nicely, but it's a setup. If you don't do it, and He needs you to do it, and you've told Him you'll obey anything, you've gotta do it or get spanked.

It is written: For The LORD disciplines those He loves; and He punishes each ones He accepts as His child. ~ Hebrews 12:6